Diffusers — What They Actually Do (and Why They Matter)
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Diffusers — What They Actually Do (and Why They Matter)

Ever wondered what those strange wooden grids on studio walls actually do? In this week’s episode, the guys dive into diffusers — how they work, when to use them, and why your small booth might not be the best place for one. We also chat about the brand-new Austrian Audio CC8 Supercardioid — the latest addition to their small-diaphragm condenser range — and how it performs in real-world sessions. From quadratic and skyline diffusers to the mysterious Fresnel-style designs, we break down what each type does to your sound, and why diffusion is often misunderstood. George shares insights from a beautifully treated garden-shed studio (yes, really), Robbo recalls diffusers hanging as ceiling “clouds” at Foxtel, and the crew even take a detour into restaurant acoustics — because if you can’t hear your dining partner, maybe they need better room treatment too! Whether you’re building a home studio or just want your booth to sound a little bigger, this one’s packed with real-world advice (and a few laughs along the way). 🎧 MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE
  • Austrian Audio CC8 Supercardioid (and upcoming release)
  • Quadratic, skyline, and Fresnel diffusers
  • Tube traps and hybrid panels
  • Auralex and GIK Acoustics products
  • RPG diffusers
  • Blackbird Studios Nashville
  • Soundprint App (for measuring restaurant noise levels)
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doing it in Long Beach this year.

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Yeah.

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Which is an hour drive.

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So you'll be there.

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No problem.

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Yeah, yeah.

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No problem.

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And I've already been in contact with them,

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and we might get a little goodie bag,

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so fingers crossed.

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Oh, I do love a goodie bag.

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Nice.

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Fingers crossed.

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Now, you're in a friend of yours' studio

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as we speak, and obviously no one can

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see this because this is audio, but I

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can see behind you with this really cool

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room with a beautiful diffuser in the background.

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So how does that work in that room?

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I mean, obviously diffusers are reliant on the

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size of the space if they're going to

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work properly.

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Yeah, I don't remember if I got to

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hear the room much before the diffuser went

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up.

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So Rick, we're in a shed.

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It's a garden shed, a very highly well

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-insulated garden shed.

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And it's a decent size.

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I'd say it's two and a half, three

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by three and a half, four meters.

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Might be not that big, but decent size.

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And so Rick had an idea of what

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he wanted his studio to sound like from

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recording a fair amount of music and doing

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animation at commercial studios.

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So he didn't want it to be just

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another dead booth.

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So when it was all in, the acoustics

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were up, I guess he was going, yeah,

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it doesn't really have that sound I was

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going for.

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And apparently he hadn't put in the last

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element, which is the diffuser panel.

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And so behind me is a really nicely

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fabricated wood stained.

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I don't know what it is, but it's

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a nice stained wood quality looking panel.

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And it lays over top an acoustic absorber

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layer.

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So there's a diffuser over top of an

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absorber.

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So it's a hybrid.

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And it's interesting because it just livens up

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the room just a tad more than it

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would be otherwise.

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And again, I wish I had an opportunity

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to do some A-B tests, record before

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after and really listen to the room and

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hear what it does.

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But my understanding of diffusion, very non-scientific,

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is it makes a room sound a little

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larger without making it sound too lively or

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too reverberant.

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I don't know, what do you know about

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it?

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It scatters the sound.

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So a quadratic diffuser does it in one

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way.

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But in general, the idea is that sound

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hits it and doesn't bounce back in a

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predictable, like creating a node or a reflection.

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It hits it and scatters.

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And therefore you get some of the life

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of having reflective surface, but you don't get

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the downside, which is a specific frequency that's

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being amplified or being reinforced by a reflection

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that bounces repeatedly back and forth.

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It scatters sound.

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And in front of me is a big

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piece of glass.

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There's a large glass sliding patio door.

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So you're going to get some splash off

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of that glass.

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So wherever that bounces off that, it will

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just hit this diffuser and then scatter.

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And it works really nicely.

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I'm speaking into a 416 at the moment.

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There's a U87 just to my left.

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And this is a room where you can

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use nice mics and they will sound nice,

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which is awesome.

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It doesn't scatter everything though, does it?

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Just going back on what you're saying.

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Because it's going to absorb the low end

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and only diffuse the mids and highs.

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Would that be right?

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It depends on how big the diffuser is.

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Or how deep the diffuser is.

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So traditional quadratic diffusers, which I think the

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thing that's behind me maybe is akin to

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a quadratic diffuser.

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I guess not really.

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It doesn't look like it so much.

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Carl put a similar diffuser at another country.

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And those are pretty shallow slats.

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What are they, like maybe an inch or

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two thick?

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A quadratic diffuser, some of them are like

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six inches deep.

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And they work on a different principle.

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The idea of a quadratic diffuser is sound

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goes into one of them and bounces out.

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And sound goes to the other one and

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bounces out.

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But they bounce out at a different time.

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And then they hit each other on the

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bounce and scatter.

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There's so many kinds of diffusers.

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If you guys are curious, and if you're

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listening, you might be.

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Definitely look up acoustic diffusers and look at

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how they're made and the many different varieties

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and ways they're made.

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The most creative thing in a studio acoustically

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seems to be in diffusion.

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For sure.

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The simplest one is just a convex reflective

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surface.

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Right, a curve that points out toward you.

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Out.

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Yeah, exactly.

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You don't want pointing in.

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They'll be like the exact opposite.

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Concave is bad.

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Convex is good.

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So here's a question that I've always wondered

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about diffusers.

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Would you only diffuse behind you?

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Would you ever have a reason where you

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would diffuse on side walls or front wall?

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Would you only diffuse what's coming from behind

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you?

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You would diffuse wherever sound is going to

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hit that you don't want it to reflect

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back in a predictable way.

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But if you're spraying it out everywhere, aren't

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you spraying it out back into the mic?

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It loses energy when it sprays out.

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It sprays out and it has its energy

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dispersed, and it won't hit the microphone, especially

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at a specific frequency at the same point.

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Right.

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And this room has a very specific purpose,

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voiceover.

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So you wouldn't mix in this room.

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I mean, you could, but you probably wouldn't

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want to because it's not symmetrical.

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So on the right side of me, the

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entire wall is dead.

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It's one massive absorber.

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And on my left, there's two windows on

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the wall and a single panel absorber between

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them to add dampen a little bit.

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But the room isn't acoustically symmetrical.

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How deep is that absorption?

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Is it like an inch deep or two

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inches deep?

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Do you know how deep that stuff is?

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All the wall absorbers that I can see

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look like to be roughly two inches thick.

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Yeah, so they're big.

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They're sucking up the bass.

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So that diffuser behind you is also sitting

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two inches off the wall.

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Yep, it's going to have the same.

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Yeah, so the panel behind me is about

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two inches thick, and then the diffuser, which

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is made of wood, which is roughly two

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inches deep, or maybe one and three quarter,

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is proud of that.

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It's over top of the panel.

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And then it lets the sound in through

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the slats.

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The thinner the diffuser is, the less the

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lower frequency it can control.

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Correct.

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Generally.

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Yeah, it diffuses higher.

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Unless it's a Fresnel-style diffuser, which is

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a whole other crazy acoustical...

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I don't even know what a Fresnel...

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What's a Fresnel-style diffuser?

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Do you know what a Fresnel lens looks

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like?

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No.

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It's spelled Fresnel.

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Literally, it's Fresnel, but it's pronounced Fresnel.

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A Fresnel lens is the kind you can

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see on a lighthouse, where there's a bright

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light in the middle, and then you'll see

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this lens that looks like concentric circles.

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That's a Fresnel lens.

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Sometimes, you know those flexible book magnifiers you

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can get?

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It's like a bookmark?

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Those are Fresnel lenses.

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They're just thin, but they still magnify.

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They do that acoustically, as well as with

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light.

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Somebody came up with a Fresnel-style diffuser

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that can control much lower frequencies than its

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actual depth would imply.

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It's really crazy stuff.

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This reminds me of someone who was doing

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a studio, and he was saying, oh, I've

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got stucco walls, basically, so they're all diffused.

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And someone who knew about acoustics was like,

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yeah, but no.

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You are diffusing...

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You know, you think about little stucco bumps,

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and he's like, you are diffusing 20

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hertz.

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You are not diffusing...

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Yeah, it's only controlling very high frequencies.

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Exactly.

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It's still better than a completely mirror-finished

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flat surface, though.

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True, yeah, and the very high frequencies...

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It's still scattering.

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It's interesting with the studio.

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I can see why it's behind him, because

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you've probably got computer monitors in front of

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you.

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Yeah.

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So you've got quite a few reflective surfaces

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immediately in front.

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Just one monitor, but again, that large glass

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door is probably two meters behind the mic.

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It's also opposite his speaker, which in a

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traditional studio, especially in a stereo context, like

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surround sound messes this up a bit, but

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with stereo, the diffuser was always in the

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back of the room.

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And so, you know, the speakers would hit.

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Now, I think I've heard, anecdotally, I mean,

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I would say this happened at some point,

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but God knows when it happened and how

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long ago and who it was, but somewhere

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in the deep, dark cave of my brain,

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I remember working with a voice actor with

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a traditional smaller booth, maybe four by six

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range, somewhere in there, maybe slightly larger.

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And he had, if not on one sidewall,

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maybe both sidewalls.

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Again, can't remember the details here, sorry, but

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he was using diffuser panels on each side

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or on one side.

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And then that really made the U87 sound

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much sweeter.

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It really sounded nice in that case.

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But I wish I had a database of

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every booth I've heard and how it's laid

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out.

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But I do recall that that was pleasing.

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It was kind of nice.

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Scientifically, it's hard to justify.

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I can't really back this up, but essentially

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it makes a small booth sound a little

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bit bigger.

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Are you familiar with the tube traps?

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Yeah, I've not really used them much, but

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yeah.

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One side is a diffuser and the other

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side is an absorber.

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Like it's a semicircle, like a hemisphere?

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It's a full circle.

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Okay.

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And half of it, one semicircle is absorption

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and the other semicircle is diffusion.

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So you just sort of turn them around

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to get the effect that you want?

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You turn it the way you want.

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Yeah, and I think the secret weapon in

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those things is the diffuser.

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When you get the diffuser around a mic,

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it really neutralizes things, but doesn't kill it

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in that boxy, tubey way.

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I've seen portable control rooms where people set

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up a control room and it's just tube

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traps.

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They make this huge array of them around

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and it's pretty impressive.

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I've never heard one, but I've been in

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a handful of studios that have tube traps

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or something akin.

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They may not be the real thing.

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I know I've seen fully carpeted ones that

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are carpeted all the way around.

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They're carpeted all around, but inside the carpeting,

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yeah, inside the carpeting is different surfaces or

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things within.

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I might be able to get my hands

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on a few of those.

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I should probably...

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They are expensive and they are worth it.

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Yeah, because one of the agencies in L

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.A. closed up their doors and they had

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those.

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Yeah, man, grab them.

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I'll give you my address.

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If they're not in a dumpster or in

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somebody else's house by now, I'll see if

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I can get my hands on them.

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Those things are actually quite expensive, and the

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thing about them is that you've got to

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have a booth with space because they sit

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on a stand and they just take up

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a lot of space.

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But if you have the space for them,

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they can really make a nice neutral sound.

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They just have an interesting thing about them.

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That's just the irony of studio booths.

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The smaller the volume of the room around

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you, the more effort you really have to

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put in to control the resonances or the

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room modes, the frequencies at ping-pong, left,

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right, up, down, front, back.

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And so then that booth has to be

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even smaller because you have to shrink it.

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You have to add all this absorption, sometimes

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four or even six inches deep.

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And so it gets even smaller.

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I heard a Chaotica is going to make

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the Chaotica iBooth.

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Oh, no.

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Right.

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Looking forward to that one.

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I've actually got a couple of Auralex panels

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on stands, and one side is Auralex foam,

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and on the other side is the diffuser.

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Same idea.

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Yeah, they give you both treatments, and then

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you spin it around to what you want.

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Yeah.

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It's just one of those rainy day projects.

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I would love to have panels that are

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double-sided, and I could just flip them

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around and put them up and listen to

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how they react.

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I have some random diffusion things that were

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made by Studio Bricks that they shipped as

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a demo to me.

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I have...

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What else do I have?

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I feel like I have a couple different

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things, but they're all...

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I don't know what they do.

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Because some of the diffusion panels that you

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see are literally nothing more than a sheet

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of thin veneer plywood with holes in it.

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Well, those are a little bit more like

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what you have behind you, where G-Acoustics

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does that, an absorber with some holes.

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G-Acoustics, right.

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Yeah, absorber.

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And that's just more like a tunable, not

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completely dead thing.

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I've got...

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Yeah.

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I've got RPGs in the back of my

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studio, which I lucked into when a studio

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got torn down.

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Are they the ones that look like blocks

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of wood, or that's maybe a skyline?

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That's something different, right?

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No, the skyline's different from that.

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So you have the big squares, which are

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in the back of our studio downtown, which

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those are really popular and they look good.

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They're just like equal squares of different depths.

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And that's kind of like a pseudo-quadratic

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one.

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And then you have...

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It might be quadratic, actually.

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I shouldn't say pseudo.

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And then your classic RPG from the 80s,

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which are the big, long slats, that some

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of them are like 8 inches deep and

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others are 3 inches deep, and they're usually

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about...

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Are they long, vertical?

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They're long and vertical.

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They can either go up and down or

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sideways, depending on how you want to put

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them.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So I lucked into those.

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And then the skylines just look like just

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a bunch of like 3-inch sort of

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square pieces of wood, and they're just all

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different heights.

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And it's supposedly not random.

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There's a formula to it.

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I guess so.

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Yeah, the skyline, the one that I have,

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is just plastic.

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Yeah.

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But I think Blackbird Studios is probably the

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biggest implementation of skyline type.

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Oh, yeah.

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Look up a picture of Blackbird Studios.

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Isn't it like all black, too?

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No, I think it's wood, but it looks

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like an Iron Maiden kind of like...

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Yeah.

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It's crazy looking.

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What, Chinese and leather?

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Yeah, no, just like...

00:15:39
It's like if an Iron Maiden was a

00:15:41
diffuser and it was going to close in

00:15:43
on you and impale you, it's just like

00:15:44
you walk into this room, you're like, what

00:15:46
happens to me?

00:15:48
Mm-hmm.

00:15:48
Those diffusers you were talking about with the

00:15:50
plywood with the holes drilled in it, George,

00:15:54
over foam, they've moved now, but Foxtel, when

00:15:59
I used to go and freelance there, they

00:16:00
had that, but that was...

00:16:02
It was hanging from the ceiling.

00:16:03
They had used it as cloud.

00:16:05
And I always wondered why, why you would

00:16:07
diffuse up there.

00:16:10
It wasn't particularly a high ceiling or anything

00:16:13
like that.

00:16:14
So I always wondered what it was about

00:16:16
the room that they thought a diffuser as

00:16:18
opposed to sort of just a regular cloud.

00:16:22
That's a good question.

00:16:23
I don't know.

00:16:24
I know the very first studio I did

00:16:26
for SAG Foundation, the Donald Fontaine Lab version

00:16:30
one, it was sort of a grid of

00:16:32
two-by-two absorbers and two-by-two

00:16:35
diffusers.

00:16:36
It was an RLX thing.

00:16:37
They made these plastic molded, injection molded diffusers.

00:16:43
But yeah, I didn't know why, right?

00:16:46
Because at that time, I didn't know that

00:16:48
much about acoustic design.

00:16:49
And so I was just going with what

00:16:50
they did.

00:16:51
It turned out that the room was much

00:16:52
too lively and resonant for voiceover.

00:16:55
It might've been okay for music, but it

00:16:56
was not dead enough.

00:16:58
So we had to do a lot of

00:16:59
additional treatment.

00:17:02
But yeah, I don't know what the ceiling...

00:17:04
It's funny.

00:17:05
Do you guys have Chipotle restaurants in Australia?

00:17:10
They have excellent acoustic treatment.

00:17:12
They have some crazy stuff in Chipotle.

00:17:14
Yeah.

00:17:15
A lot of them you'll walk in.

00:17:16
Chipotle is a chain of fast burritos.

00:17:19
Okay.

00:17:20
I'll take this burrito with these toppings.

00:17:22
I wish we did have it here.

00:17:23
That sounds good.

00:17:23
Really fast.

00:17:24
It's good.

00:17:25
Fast and it's good, decent quality and not

00:17:27
expensive.

00:17:29
And so you walk in and you'll be

00:17:30
waiting in line on one side of the

00:17:32
restaurant.

00:17:33
And the entire wall on your left is

00:17:35
a giant plywood panel or panels, all drilled

00:17:38
with different size holes from really small to

00:17:42
maybe, I don't know, several centimeters.

00:17:47
And it's just this huge grid work of

00:17:49
holes.

00:17:50
And I remember the first time I saw

00:17:51
it, I was like, holy cow, in a

00:17:53
fast food restaurant.

00:17:54
And I did a little research and it

00:17:56
turned out, yeah, when they first started these

00:17:57
restaurants, they partnered with this architectural firm and

00:18:00
somebody was an acoustics enthusiast, something.

00:18:05
I wish I don't have the detail on

00:18:06
that.

00:18:07
That's another Google thing, but that's what they

00:18:10
did.

00:18:10
And not only that, they did this weird

00:18:12
thing where they put Klipsch three-way speakers

00:18:15
in a soffit above the, essentially where you

00:18:19
order, like on the wall above that.

00:18:21
There was two Klipsch speakers, Klipsch horn with

00:18:25
the high horn and the mid horn and

00:18:26
the bass.

00:18:27
And they're soffit mounted.

00:18:29
So they're just like holes in the plywood.

00:18:31
You just see the openings.

00:18:33
And if you're an audio nerd, you know

00:18:35
what that is.

00:18:36
They're like, those are Klipsch speakers.

00:18:38
It's the funniest thing.

00:18:39
And they put them in, I don't think

00:18:40
they're in every restaurant now, but the first

00:18:42
so many restaurants they built, all of them

00:18:44
have those speakers.

00:18:45
And they have a lot of curved surfaces

00:18:47
in there too.

00:18:48
There's a lot of curvy walls and things

00:18:50
that they do.

00:18:51
I don't know what you find in Melbourne,

00:18:53
AP, with the cafe culture down there, but

00:18:54
I'm finding more and more here, cafes, especially

00:18:58
sort of, let's call them the high-end

00:19:00
ones, are more and more investing in acoustic

00:19:04
treatment.

00:19:04
And I'm kind of, I'm no expert, but

00:19:06
I'm kind of wondering, is that to encourage

00:19:09
people to sit longer and stay longer, where

00:19:11
you can actually sit and have a conversation

00:19:13
and not have other conversations drowning you out?

00:19:16
I think it's nice that some of these

00:19:18
places are taking that into consideration.

00:19:20
Yeah, well, I mean, my mate Simon, I

00:19:24
don't think we ever had him on the

00:19:26
show, but he's been a hospitality casino designer,

00:19:30
that kind of stuff.

00:19:31
So he does a lot of restaurants, casinos,

00:19:33
and bits and bobs.

00:19:34
He's actually living in Saudi Arabia as we

00:19:36
speak on this massive project.

00:19:38
But that's one of his things.

00:19:41
It was always about acoustic treatment, because there's

00:19:44
nothing worse than sitting in somewhere, like an

00:19:46
echo chamber, trying to have a meal and

00:19:49
have a discussion with someone.

00:19:50
You can't, like, basically you can't hear what

00:19:52
they're saying.

00:19:52
Sorry, what's that?

00:19:53
It makes me crazy.

00:19:54
What was that?

00:19:54
Sorry.

00:19:56
It's like a trend in LA.

00:19:58
Like, let's see who can make the loudest

00:19:59
restaurant.

00:20:00
I'm like, what the hell's going on here?

00:20:02
But I know it's just a turnover.

00:20:04
I know they just want to turn people

00:20:06
over.

00:20:06
They don't want them comfortable.

00:20:08
They literally want you to be uncomfortable.

00:20:12
Okay, I get it for a quick turnover

00:20:14
place, but some of these places in LA

00:20:16
are so expensive.

00:20:18
And it's not cheap food by any means,

00:20:21
like a $7 croissant, you know?

00:20:22
And you're like, I can't even talk to

00:20:25
the waiter.

00:20:25
It's so loud in here.

00:20:27
I think restaurants overlook acoustics all the time.

00:20:32
And it's the most annoying thing.

00:20:34
Because they can.

00:20:35
They get away with it.

00:20:36
I mean, I wish I knew what was

00:20:36
in on these meetings, but I'm sure the

00:20:38
architect's like, well, we can make this sound

00:20:40
nice, and it'll be an extra X.

00:20:42
And they're like, oh, no.

00:20:43
Like, sound, who cares?

00:20:44
It's just like a film.

00:20:46
The last thing they think about is sound.

00:20:48
Everything, the last thing they think about is

00:20:49
sound.

00:20:50
Yeah, it is one of my pet peeves.

00:20:56
And it's one of those – I would

00:20:58
love to start a small firm of just

00:21:00
treating small restaurants.

00:21:02
Because the big ones with the budgets will

00:21:04
do what they do, and they've got firms

00:21:06
involved.

00:21:06
But the small to medium-op-op, smaller

00:21:09
businesses, or the ones that are run by

00:21:10
restaurant groups and stuff, if they only knew

00:21:13
better, and if they knew it didn't have

00:21:14
to be 100 grand or 500 grand.

00:21:16
Well, George, it's like that Thai restaurant that

00:21:18
you took me to.

00:21:19
And I was like, I looked up at

00:21:20
the ceiling, and there was a bunch of

00:21:21
floating clouds.

00:21:21
I was like, holy cow.

00:21:24
Somebody probably was in there.

00:21:25
It was probably a musician, as my guess,

00:21:28
eating in this restaurant.

00:21:29
And they were like, dude, you've got to

00:21:30
do something.

00:21:31
Because it had a low, flat ceiling, and

00:21:34
it was probably atrocious.

00:21:35
And they had the tables packed in there.

00:21:37
Like, people were so close to each other.

00:21:39
Yeah, it was so loud.

00:21:40
So loud.

00:21:41
Even with the panels, it was loud.

00:21:44
But yeah, it's – oh, my gosh.

00:21:47
If people realized it didn't have to cost

00:21:49
a fortune, you know, they would probably do

00:21:51
it more.

00:21:52
And it's just something – I just walked

00:21:54
down two blocks in Santa Monica on Wilshire

00:21:57
Boulevard and just popped in and out of

00:21:59
restaurants.

00:22:00
And I was just appalled, you know, at

00:22:02
all these new businesses, just how there was

00:22:04
no attention at all.

00:22:05
Especially these days where more and more it's

00:22:06
about cement floors, and they put in even

00:22:09
more hard surfaces everywhere.

00:22:12
Yeah.

00:22:13
I was in a lapin quatidien.

00:22:16
Is that how they say it?

00:22:16
I don't know.

00:22:17
It's a French chain of bakeries.

00:22:20
And again, fancy.

00:22:21
You know, that's the brand.

00:22:22
It's kind of upper-crusty.

00:22:24
It's not Starbucks.

00:22:26
And, you know, as soon as they run

00:22:28
the espresso machine or run the frothing of

00:22:32
the milk, the other corner of the place,

00:22:35
and you're just like, wait, what did you

00:22:37
say?

00:22:38
It was, like, insane.

00:22:40
I literally left a review on Yelp.

00:22:42
And I was like, that might be the

00:22:45
only way you can get these restaurants to

00:22:48
do anything, is just leave a lot of

00:22:49
negative reviews saying, I can't come in here

00:22:53
and have a conversation with my partner over

00:22:56
anything in this place.

00:22:57
I just want to leave.

00:22:58
It's interesting, because a lot of the European

00:23:00
restaurants are so busy, as in, I'm talking

00:23:03
about people coming in and out, but I'm

00:23:05
talking about the actual furniture and things on

00:23:08
walls and bars and bottles and all sorts

00:23:12
of stuff.

00:23:13
But it actually does work, once again, the

00:23:15
diffuser concept, that you can sit there quietly

00:23:18
in a really busy restaurant and have a

00:23:20
conversation.

00:23:21
We had one down the road from here,

00:23:22
actually, some French dude's restaurant.

00:23:26
And you walk in there, it actually does

00:23:27
feel like you're in a back street in

00:23:29
Paris or something.

00:23:31
But there's so much stuff around that it's

00:23:33
perfect for sitting there and having a meal.

00:23:35
I always tell people, the more cluttered your

00:23:37
room, the better.

00:23:38
Clutter is your friend.

00:23:39
Yeah, clutter.

00:23:39
The clutter diffuser.

00:23:43
I patent the clutter diffuser.

00:23:47
Yeah, exactly.

00:23:48
I wish there was more of that care

00:23:50
in restaurant design, for sure.

00:23:52
It's just, I know restaurant business is extremely

00:23:54
difficult.

00:23:55
And I'm sure everywhere it is, but especially

00:23:57
here.

00:23:58
So I know that's a part of it,

00:24:00
but I wish it was cared for more.

00:24:02
There actually is an app, though.

00:24:04
There actually, believe it or not, is an

00:24:05
app you can install called, and I will

00:24:08
find it, Soundprint, I believe it is.

00:24:11
Let me see if it's in my audio

00:24:13
folder.

00:24:15
And it is literally all about reviewing restaurant

00:24:19
volume levels.

00:24:21
Oh, wow.

00:24:22
God, is that popular?

00:24:23
That's pretty niche.

00:24:24
Yeah, no, it's called Soundprint.

00:24:26
Here it is.

00:24:27
See if it still works.

00:24:28
You know, these businesses just vaporize.

00:24:30
You go into a restaurant, you open the

00:24:33
app on your phone, and you just hit

00:24:35
start, and it will monitor the room for

00:24:39
15 seconds.

00:24:40
And then you can immediately report the restaurant

00:24:43
as a noise violator, or just leave a

00:24:47
review, and just say, you know, this was

00:24:49
moderate, this was okay, or this was like

00:24:52
severe noise levels.

00:24:54
And then there's a huge database in here

00:24:55
of restaurants, and some of them are like

00:24:57
repeat offenders.

00:24:59
You know, they're just very loud category, you

00:25:02
know.

00:25:03
And, you know, it just depends on the

00:25:05
stature of the restaurant.

00:25:05
There's a place called Porto's, which is a

00:25:07
super popular Cuban restaurant bakery, and it is

00:25:11
just louder than sin in there.

00:25:13
But there's also a line like 40 people

00:25:15
long trying to get their stuff, because it's

00:25:17
just so popular.

00:25:19
And they just want you to leave, clearly.

00:25:22
Please take your phone and get out of

00:25:24
here.

00:25:24
Yeah, we want the table turned over.

00:25:26
Yeah, exactly.

00:25:27
They should just put everything on a rotating

00:25:28
thing, and then like an LED room, like

00:25:31
live end, dead end.

00:25:32
And if you stay there too long, then

00:25:35
you end up in the live end where

00:25:36
you can't have a conversation.

00:25:39
Yeah, that's true.

00:25:40
It's like, no, that's horrible.

00:25:42
But another idea of a diffuser, if you

00:25:44
think about it, an angled wall in a

00:25:48
strange sense is a diffuser.

00:25:49
Right, because it's no longer allowing a sound

00:25:52
wave to propagate back and forth in an

00:25:55
axial way or longitudinal way, just like it

00:25:58
meets.

00:25:58
It has many frequencies that it bounces, and

00:26:01
each one at a different point.

00:26:03
And yeah, it's kind of a diffuser.

00:26:04
This is why a lot of people, when

00:26:06
they're talking about building a booth, you'll hear

00:26:08
there's always somebody in the forum, always somebody

00:26:12
who's like, make sure there's no parallel walls.

00:26:14
And that's not wrong, but the reason why

00:26:17
I don't design rooms that way, generally, is

00:26:20
mathematically, they're extremely unpredictable.

00:26:24
So then it ends up just a lot

00:26:26
of experimenting, trying to get it to sound

00:26:28
good and just get rid of weird frequencies.

00:26:31
Whereas if it's just a square, not a

00:26:33
square, squares aren't really good, actually.

00:26:35
Rectangles, though, like a shoebox size, is a

00:26:38
lot easier to deal with.

00:26:39
It's very predictable, and we understand how to

00:26:42
treat them.

00:26:42
It's very easy to work with.

00:26:44
So the more times you add more angles,

00:26:47
the weirder it gets.

00:26:48
If you add another wall and make it

00:26:50
a pentagon, far more difficult and hard to

00:26:52
model.

00:26:53
That's funny, because I was always taught some

00:26:57
angles, if they're too small, then they're insignificant.

00:27:00
But I think it was at least an

00:27:01
11-degree angle.

00:27:04
In my studio, I don't know how scientific

00:27:07
it was, but I even angled the vaulted

00:27:10
ceiling.

00:27:12
So I just flayed the walls out by

00:27:15
10 degrees or 11 degrees, whatever that minimum

00:27:18
was, and then the ceiling was angled.

00:27:20
I got one single parallel surface between the

00:27:24
door and a smaller area opposite it, because

00:27:26
I couldn't avoid that.

00:27:28
And I just piled on absorption on that

00:27:30
opposite wall.

00:27:30
How did it work?

00:27:32
It worked out great.

00:27:34
It works really well for drums, and it's

00:27:37
bright and live, but not boinky and bouncy.

00:27:43
It doesn't go...

00:27:44
Is that a technical word?

00:27:46
Boinky?

00:27:46
Yes.

00:27:47
You know how you go to a stairwell

00:27:49
and you clap your hands and you hear...

00:27:52
So it doesn't do that.

00:27:55
I don't know that it's...

00:27:58
Sometimes it's just like, just mess it up

00:28:01
to be interesting.

00:28:01
Just mess it up to make it not

00:28:04
predictable.

00:28:05
Well, that's the thing.

00:28:05
That's why some studios in the world are

00:28:08
so renowned.

00:28:09
It doesn't mean that they had some guy

00:28:11
plug in everything into formulas and exhaustively compute

00:28:15
out the room.

00:28:16
Sometimes it's just luck.

00:28:18
It's just the way the room was designed,

00:28:20
the dimensions of the room.

00:28:23
What is it?

00:28:23
Sun Records in Memphis?

00:28:26
Right, where they have the X where Elvis

00:28:28
would stand and they have the spots where

00:28:30
they would all stand.

00:28:31
Oh, yeah.

00:28:32
And it's just like, what mattered was it

00:28:35
sounded really good when he stood here and

00:28:37
the mic was here and that's all they

00:28:39
know.

00:28:39
Right, exactly.

00:28:40
Nobody's measuring it out.

00:28:41
They're just like, they got lucky.

00:28:43
Or they stumbled on it or they experimented,

00:28:45
but that's how a lot of rooms were

00:28:48
back then.

00:28:49
Now, I mean, now there's a lot more

00:28:50
acoustician science that goes into these rooms than

00:28:53
then.

00:28:54
Yeah, there's a lot of fun luck that

00:28:57
goes into it.

00:28:58
If you have the time and the budget

00:29:00
to experiment and the flexibility, it's really, really

00:29:03
cool.

00:29:03
Or just go for the clutter diffuser, which

00:29:05
we've just patented.

00:29:08
I'm down with that.

00:29:10
Well, that was fun.

00:29:11
Is it over?

00:29:24
And tech support from George the Tech Whittam.