Parasitic Pandemonium: 'Cold Storage' - A Darkly Comedic Sci-Fi Adventure
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Parasitic Pandemonium: 'Cold Storage' - A Darkly Comedic Sci-Fi Adventure

In this episode of *Movies First*, Chris and Jessica take a wild plunge into the darkly comedic sci-fi horror film *Cold Storage*, where the most dangerous entity to emerge from space isn't an alien invasion, but a tiny parasitic fungus. The hosts unpack the film's bizarre premise, which begins with the Skylab disaster of 1979, leading to a zombie outbreak caused by a long-dormant fungus hidden beneath a self-storage facility in Kansas.

Chris and Jessica highlight the film's unique storytelling, which blends real historical events with absurdity, as they follow two night shift workers, Tea Cake and Naomi, played by Joe Keery and Georgina Campbell. Their relatable characters find themselves in an outrageous situation, and the hosts appreciate how their ordinary lives ground the chaos around them. The chemistry between the leads is palpable, making their struggle against the bizarre events feel authentic and engaging.

The episode also delves into the performances of Liam Neeson and Lesley Manville as former Pentagon operatives, whose complex dynamic adds depth to the narrative. Chris and Jessica discuss how their characters grapple with past mistakes while navigating the unfolding chaos, enriching the film with emotional stakes.

Listeners will be captivated by the portrayal of the fungus itself, which introduces a unique twist on the zombie genre with its brain-controlling properties and explosive infected. The hosts commend the film's ability to maintain tension and humor, showcasing a script that knows how to embrace its absurdity while delivering smart commentary.

With a score of 7.5 out of 10 and an MA rating, this episode invites listeners to consider whether they are ready for a film that combines dark humor, sci-fi thrills, and unexpected emotional depth. Join Chris and Jessica as they explore the wild ride that is *Cold Storage*, a film that challenges viewers to embrace its madness while delivering entertainment in spades.
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00:00:00 --> 00:00:02 Chris: Okay, so here's a what if the most

00:00:02 --> 00:00:04 dangerous thing to ever come out of space

00:00:04 --> 00:00:07 wasn't an asteroid or aliens, but

00:00:07 --> 00:00:10 a tiny parasitic fungus? That's the

00:00:10 --> 00:00:12 premise of this movie. And let me tell you,

00:00:12 --> 00:00:14 it's as wild as it sounds.

00:00:15 --> 00:00:17 Jessica: It really is. I mean, the idea of

00:00:17 --> 00:00:20 Skylab falling out of orbit in 1979

00:00:20 --> 00:00:22 and leaving behind a tank of fungus that

00:00:22 --> 00:00:24 eventually causes a zombie outbreak,

00:00:25 --> 00:00:27 that's such a unique and bizarre starting

00:00:27 --> 00:00:30 point for a story. It's like they took a real

00:00:30 --> 00:00:32 historical event and turned it into this

00:00:32 --> 00:00:35 darkly comedic sci fi horror ride.

00:00:36 --> 00:00:38 Chris: Exactly. And what's so clever is how they

00:00:38 --> 00:00:41 connect the dots. The tank crashes in the

00:00:41 --> 00:00:44 Australian outback, sits there for years, and

00:00:44 --> 00:00:46 then microscopic cracks let the fungus

00:00:46 --> 00:00:49 escape. Fast forward to the present day

00:00:49 --> 00:00:51 and this thing is buried under a self storage

00:00:51 --> 00:00:54 facility in Kansas. It's such a ridiculous

00:00:54 --> 00:00:57 chain of events, but it works because it's

00:00:57 --> 00:00:58 so unexpected.

00:00:58 --> 00:01:00 Jessica: And then you've got these two night shift

00:01:00 --> 00:01:03 workers, Tea Cake and Naomi, who

00:01:03 --> 00:01:06 accidentally stumble across it. I m love

00:01:06 --> 00:01:08 how the movie sets them up as these totally

00:01:08 --> 00:01:10 ordinary people just trying to get through

00:01:10 --> 00:01:13 their shifts before throwing them into this

00:01:13 --> 00:01:16 insane situation. It makes the whole

00:01:16 --> 00:01:18 thing feel more grounded even as the story

00:01:18 --> 00:01:19 gets crazier.

00:01:20 --> 00:01:22 Chris: Right. And Joe Keery as Tea Cake is just

00:01:22 --> 00:01:25 perfect. He's got that laid back, slightly

00:01:25 --> 00:01:27 quirky vibe that makes him instantly likable.

00:01:27 --> 00:01:30 And then there's Georgina Campbell as Naomi,

00:01:30 --> 00:01:32 who's this young mom just trying to make ends

00:01:32 --> 00:01:34 meet. Their chemistry is great because

00:01:34 --> 00:01:37 they're so different, but they balance each

00:01:37 --> 00:01:39 other out totally.

00:01:39 --> 00:01:41 Jessica: And what I really liked is how they're not

00:01:41 --> 00:01:44 portrayed as heroes. They're just two regular

00:01:44 --> 00:01:45 people who are completely out of their

00:01:45 --> 00:01:48 depths. It makes their reactions to

00:01:48 --> 00:01:51 everything feel so real. You can't help but

00:01:51 --> 00:01:53 root for them even when they're clearly in

00:01:53 --> 00:01:54 over their heads.

00:01:55 --> 00:01:58 Chris: And then of course, you bring in Liam Neeson

00:01:58 --> 00:02:00 and Leslie Manville as these former Pentagon

00:02:00 --> 00:02:02 operatives. I mean, Liam Neeson as Major

00:02:02 --> 00:02:04 Quinn. You know he's going to bring that

00:02:04 --> 00:02:07 intense, no nonsense energy. But what I

00:02:07 --> 00:02:09 loved is how the movie plays with that. He's

00:02:09 --> 00:02:12 not just the stoic action hero. There's this

00:02:12 --> 00:02:15 edge to him, like he's carrying some baggage

00:02:15 --> 00:02:15 from his past.

00:02:16 --> 00:02:19 Jessica: Yes, and Lesley Manville as Colonel Trini

00:02:19 --> 00:02:22 Romano is such a great counterbalance to him.

00:02:23 --> 00:02:25 She's calm, collected, and clearly the brains

00:02:25 --> 00:02:28 of the operation. Together they have

00:02:28 --> 00:02:31 this dynamic that feels lived in, like

00:02:31 --> 00:02:33 they've been through a lot together. It

00:02:33 --> 00:02:35 adds another layer to the story because you

00:02:35 --> 00:02:37 can tell there's history there.

00:02:37 --> 00:02:40 Chris: And that history becomes really important as

00:02:40 --> 00:02:42 the story unfolds. They're not just there to

00:02:42 --> 00:02:44 save the day. They're grappling with their

00:02:44 --> 00:02:46 own past mistakes and trying to make things

00:02:46 --> 00:02:49 right. It gives the movie a surprising amount

00:02:49 --> 00:02:51 of depth, especially for something that's so

00:02:51 --> 00:02:52 over the top.

00:02:53 --> 00:02:55 Jessica: Speaking of over the top, let's talk about

00:02:55 --> 00:02:58 the fungus itself. The way it's portrayed is

00:02:58 --> 00:03:00 so creepy and unsettling. It's not just

00:03:00 --> 00:03:03 your typical zombie outbreak. This is a

00:03:03 --> 00:03:05 parasitic organism that takes over its host's

00:03:05 --> 00:03:08 brain. And then just when you think it can't

00:03:08 --> 00:03:11 get any worse, the infected explode. It's

00:03:11 --> 00:03:13 such a unique twist that keeps you on edge.

00:03:14 --> 00:03:16 Chris: Yeah, the whole walking dead before a lights

00:03:16 --> 00:03:18 out explosion thing is such a clever way to

00:03:18 --> 00:03:21 raise the stakes. You're not just worried

00:03:21 --> 00:03:23 about the infected attacking, you're also

00:03:23 --> 00:03:26 waiting for them to go boom. It adds this

00:03:26 --> 00:03:28 extra layer of tension that keeps you

00:03:28 --> 00:03:29 guessing, and that's what

00:03:29 --> 00:03:32 Jessica: makes the movie so entertaining. It's not

00:03:32 --> 00:03:34 just the action or the horror, it's. It's the

00:03:34 --> 00:03:37 way it leans into its own absurdity. The

00:03:37 --> 00:03:40 script is so off the wall, but it's also

00:03:40 --> 00:03:43 really smart. It knows exactly what it is and

00:03:43 --> 00:03:44 doesn't try to be anything else.

00:03:45 --> 00:03:47 Chris: Absolutely. And I think a lot of that comes

00:03:47 --> 00:03:50 down to the team behind it. David Koop,

00:03:50 --> 00:03:52 who wrote the book and the screenplay, has

00:03:52 --> 00:03:54 such a knack for blending science and

00:03:54 --> 00:03:57 spectacle. I mean, this is the guy who wrote

00:03:57 --> 00:03:59 Jurassic Park. He knows how to take these

00:03:59 --> 00:04:02 big, outlandish ideas and make them feel

00:04:02 --> 00:04:03 grounded and engaging.

00:04:04 --> 00:04:06 Jessica: And then you've got Johnny Campbell

00:04:06 --> 00:04:08 directing, bringing this zany, high energy

00:04:08 --> 00:04:11 vibe to the whole thing. There's the sense of

00:04:11 --> 00:04:13 fun and unpredictability that runs through

00:04:13 --> 00:04:16 the entire movie. Even in the darker,

00:04:16 --> 00:04:18 more dramatic moments. There's this

00:04:18 --> 00:04:20 underlying sense that the filmmakers are

00:04:20 --> 00:04:22 having a blast and that energy is

00:04:22 --> 00:04:23 infectious.

00:04:24 --> 00:04:26 Chris: Speaking of infectious, how about Vanessa

00:04:26 --> 00:04:29 Redgrave's cameo? I did not see

00:04:29 --> 00:04:32 that coming. She plays this elderly,

00:04:32 --> 00:04:34 suicidal client at the storage facility,

00:04:35 --> 00:04:37 and her performance is just wow.

00:04:38 --> 00:04:41 It's such a small role, but she makes such an

00:04:41 --> 00:04:41 impact.

00:04:41 --> 00:04:44 Jessica: Oh, absolutely. She's only on screen

00:04:44 --> 00:04:46 for a few minutes, but she brings so much

00:04:46 --> 00:04:49 depth and emotion to the character. It's one

00:04:49 --> 00:04:51 of those moments that catches you off guard

00:04:51 --> 00:04:52 because it's so different from the rest of

00:04:52 --> 00:04:54 the movie. But it works.

00:04:55 --> 00:04:57 It adds this unexpected layer of humanity to

00:04:57 --> 00:05:00 the story, and that's what I

00:05:00 --> 00:05:02 Chris: think makes this movie stand out. It's not

00:05:02 --> 00:05:05 just a mindless splatterfest. There's heart

00:05:05 --> 00:05:07 and humor and even a bit of social commentary

00:05:07 --> 00:05:10 woven into the chaos. It's ridiculous,

00:05:10 --> 00:05:12 yes, but it's also really smart and well

00:05:12 --> 00:05:13 crafted.

00:05:14 --> 00:05:16 Jessica: Exactly. It's the kind of movie that knows

00:05:16 --> 00:05:18 how to have fun while still giving you

00:05:18 --> 00:05:20 something to think about. And it's not afraid

00:05:20 --> 00:05:23 to take risks or be a little weird. That's

00:05:23 --> 00:05:24 what makes it so memorable.

00:05:25 --> 00:05:28 Chris: So the big question Is it worth seeing?

00:05:28 --> 00:05:30 Jessica: Oh, definitely. If you're into dark

00:05:30 --> 00:05:33 comedy, sci fi, or just want something

00:05:33 --> 00:05:36 completely different, this is a must watch.

00:05:36 --> 00:05:39 It's not for everyone. If you're squeamish or

00:05:39 --> 00:05:41 don't like over the top humor, it might not

00:05:41 --> 00:05:44 be your cup of tea, but if you're willing to

00:05:44 --> 00:05:46 embrace the madness, you're in for a treat.

00:05:47 --> 00:05:49 Chris: I agree. It's one of those movies that you

00:05:49 --> 00:05:52 just have to experience for yourself. It's

00:05:52 --> 00:05:54 not perfect, but it's so unique and

00:05:54 --> 00:05:55 entertaining that you can't help but enjoy

00:05:55 --> 00:05:58 the ride. I'd say it's worth the price of

00:05:58 --> 00:06:01 Jessica: admission, and with a rating of MA and a

00:06:01 --> 00:06:03 solid 7 and a half out of 10, it's clear that

00:06:03 --> 00:06:06 this movie delivers on what it promises. It's

00:06:06 --> 00:06:09 ridiculous fun, plain and simple.

00:06:10 --> 00:06:13 Chris: Well said. So grab your popcorn, buckle up

00:06:13 --> 00:06:15 and get ready for a wild ride. This one's

00:06:15 --> 00:06:16 definitely worth checking out.